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Often when I ride my unicycle around in the neighbourhood or where ever there is public people there's always people saying lame jokes. To us unicyclists we hate the jokes and they're not funny. We've come up with lots or replies to make them look bad or make us feel good. The most common joke is "where's the other wheel!' hahahahaha! I personally think the most annoying one is "Pull a Mono!"
Pull a Mono!-
Replies: 1.Ha, hahahaha, ha... ha... ha (in a way that makes them look bad)
You get a flat tyre?!
Replies: 1.If I had a flat tyre why would I be riding...
Where's your handle bars?!
Replies: 1.On my bike - 2.Up your @$$!
Was that bike HALF price?!
Replies: 1.Was your face HALF price? - 2.Yes - 3.It's not a bike...
Look, a trycycle!
Replies: 1.Look, a ret@rd
Someone stole half your bike!
Replies: 1.Someone stole half your joke
When are you going to buy the rest of the bike?
Replies: 1.When are you going to buy a face? - 2.When are you going to take of your traning wheel? - 3. Tommorow...
Where's the rest of the circus?
Replies:1. Up your @$$ - 2.At the circus... - 3.Searching for the rest of your joke
